drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

I’d be his, if he asked. Six Word Story (via roguedirection)

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

cokeflow:

Maybe I am maybelline 

blasianxbri:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

"the infinite blackness of outer space" i can’t.

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

relahvant:

do you ever have those people that just annoy you so much and you don’t even know why but they just infuriate you


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